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Things NOT to tell the Police…

There’s an old joke…”You have the Right to remain silent, but do you have the Ability?”

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While my primary practice area is Family Law, there is some spillover into other areas. Through the years, I have learned there are just some things you do not say to law enforcement.

5.  I did it!

4.  I only had a couple.

3.  Trying to meet your quota?

2.  Oink, oink.

1.  I called you because he stole my marijuana pipe. 

Matthew Thompson is a Family Law attorney in Mississippi and advises you to be respectful of law enforcement a nd not say these things. 

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(601) 850-8000  or Matthew@bowtielawyer.ms

 

Don’t Be a Jerk

We have the chance everyday to be a jerk.

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Sometimes being the jerk is fun. Telling that so-and-so what you think of them can really be cathartic,  but so can not telling them. What you do NOT know is what they have just been through.  Maybe them deserving the jerk treatment really has nothing to do with you, the whole “a mile in their shoes” line of thought.

Today, I thought about being the jerk, but decided against it. I am glad I did.

Matthew Thompson is a divorce attorney and gets paid to be a jerk!

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(601) 850-8000  or Matthew@bowtielawyer.ms

#‎FB Politics Free Friday‬

It’s a thing. Only positive spoken here on this Friday!

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I propose that today, Friday, August 5, 2016, be FaceBook Politics Free Friday. A day where we don’t hear about Gold Stars, Benghazi, Campaign Promises or Candidates and the only lies that are told is whether we look good in the attire we chose to wear that day. ‪#‎FBPoliticsFreeFriday‬

Matthew Thompson

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