I think we can admit we all enjoy a good lawyer Joke every now and again. We’re an affable bunch, generally, and easy targets. We do so much that can be made fun of. Here are a few of my favorites.
- 3. What do you call 10,000 Lawyers in the ocean?
A good start.
- 2. A Doctor, an Engineer and a Lawyer were discussing who represented the oldest of their three professions. The doctor said, “On the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and made Eve, making him the first surgeon. So medicine is the oldest profession.” The Engineer said, “Before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, making Him the first Engineer. So engineering is older than medicine.” The Lawyer spoke up, “True, but who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
- 1. A man in Arizona calls his adult son in New York a few days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “What are you talking about?,” the son asks. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m tired of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who becomes very upset on the phone. “They are not getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”She calls home to Arizona immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay” he says, “they will be here for Christmas and they’re paying their own way.”
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For as long as people have had children there have been grandchildren. Where there are grandchildren there are Grandparents. Where there are Grandparents there are free babysitters!
Mississippi has a statute, MCA 93-16-3, that specifically provides for Grandparent’s Visitation. Grandparent’s Visitation is different from babysitting and is different from just being in the child’s life. Specifically, Grandparent Visitation is for when the mother or father of the child dies, to insure that the Grandparent continues to have access to the child or when the Grandparent and their child have a falling out and the Grandparent has a viable relationship and active in the grandchild’s life, and also in divorce and/or Termination of Parental Rights (TPR) situations.
The law provides a viable relationship may be proven by showing that the grandparent has supported the grandchild in whole or in part for at least six months prior to the filing of the petition, or the grandparent had frequent visitation for one year prior to the filing of the petition.
The case of Martin v. Coop, 693 So.2d 912, 913 (Miss. 1997), list the factors the Court considers when determining the amount of Grandparent Visitation.
- Potential disruption in the child’s life;
- Suitability of the grandparents’ home;
- The child’s age;
- The age, physical and mental health of the grandparents;
- The emotional ties between grandparents and the child;
- The grandparents’ moral fitness;
- Physical distance from the parents’ home;
- Any undermining of the parents’ discipline;
- The grandparents’ employment responsibilities;
- The grandparents’ willingness not to interfere with the parents’ rearing of the child.
Usually grandparent visitation is not the equivalent of parental visitation. Meaning grandparents will not get every other weekend under ordinary circumstances.
A Grandparent Visitation suit can also result in the Grandparents paying their own attorney fees PLUS those of the mother/father as provided for in the statute.
Grandparents have rights in Mississippi to see their grandchildren.
**Grandparent Visitation is different from a grandparent seeking custody, which is a different standard and a blog for another day.
Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney and knows grandparent’s rights.
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