I recently had the opportunity to watch my children, and many others, participate in Jedi training. Jedi training included being introduced to the light saber, having the proper attire and practicing offensive and defensive maneuvers with the light saber. The instructor, Lady Skywalker, also spoke of how Luke had continued training by Master Yoda even after becoming a Jedi.
Similarly, attorneys are required to continue their training. Each year lawyers are required to have 12 hours of Continuing Legal Education (CLE), including at least one hour of Ethics. Typically lawyers attend a seminar or two, per year to receive their credit.
I frequently present at these seminars. I routinely speak on Family Law and have presented to the general public, lawyers and judges. I have conducted seminars aimed directly at other lawyers, training them on how to handle divorces, custody actions, and contempts in Mississippi. I have presented at “Know Your Rights” seminars on behalf of the Mississippi Volunteer Lawyers Project and the Mission First Legal Aid Office. I have presented at Guardian Ad Litem (GAL, appointed attorney to represent children) training sessions on how to perform Child Custody Evaluations and how to prepare a GAL Report.
To excel at what you do you have to not only be competent, but to continue to get better. I am committed to this by frequently and routinely speaking and presenting at seminars and training sessions throughout the state on Family Law. I am aiming towards being a Family Law Jedi.
Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney that is not afraid to say “I don’t know,” but he will also find out the Answer! If your case needs a family lawyer that keeps up with the law and current changes in the law please contact Thompson Law Firm.
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I think we can admit we all enjoy a good lawyer Joke every now and again. We’re an affable bunch, generally, and easy targets. We do so much that can be made fun of. Here are a few of my favorites.
- 3. What do you call 10,000 Lawyers in the ocean?
A good start.
- 2. A Doctor, an Engineer and a Lawyer were discussing who represented the oldest of their three professions. The doctor said, “On the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and made Eve, making him the first surgeon. So medicine is the oldest profession.” The Engineer said, “Before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, making Him the first Engineer. So engineering is older than medicine.” The Lawyer spoke up, “True, but who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
- 1. A man in Arizona calls his adult son in New York a few days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “What are you talking about?,” the son asks. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m tired of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who becomes very upset on the phone. “They are not getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”She calls home to Arizona immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay” he says, “they will be here for Christmas and they’re paying their own way.”
- What’s your favorite lawyer joke? Send an email or leave a comment. You may see it here!
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There is an old lawyer joke… How do you tell when your client is lying to you? When their lips are moving. Lying to your lawyer is a really bad idea for multiple reasons. It is primarily bad because advice can change based on the facts of your circumstance and if we, as the lawyer, do not know the facts our advice may not be right. And the whole perjury thing is bad too. Without further ado, here are the top 5 lies that clients tell.
- 5. Lies about Income.
- Clients that make a lot of money often understate their income. Also, I have had clients say they make more than they do, I guess because of embarrassment. It is a really bad idea to lie about income regardless of the reason. The other party has the right to get pay records directly from your bank or employer and lying about making more than you do can result in you paying more than you owe.
- 4. Lies about their role within the Home.
- The husband comes in and says he does all of the cooking, cleaning, child rearing and otherwise paints himself as Martha Stewart, when he is more like Haagar the Horrible. Out pillaging, but not big on household chores. This matters because it effects the division of assets and has custody and alimony applications.
- 3. Lies about Other Marital Fault.
- #3 is other marital fault because it is saving room for #1. But this means that the client tells you about how awful the other party was. How they were attacked or provoked and only reacted and defended themselves. They “forgot” to mention the domestic violence conviction and the meth lab in the garage. Oops.
- 2. Lies about Value$.
- In a similar vein to lies about income, clients understate the value of investments, collectibles and businesses. This can be very significant and a husband that misled the Court about the value of his privately owned business resulted in the wife coming back after the fact and getting more value when he had a falling out with a business partner. Also, that 1953 Chevrolet Coupe is worth more than you are saying it is.
- 1. Lies about Adultery.
- #1 for a reason. It’s hard to admit when you are wrong. By the way, “I didn’t have an affair, it was just a one-night stand,” is still an affair. It is adultery. Lying about this can bumfoozle a legal strategy of trying to prevent the divorce. If the other party has grounds against you and wants a divorce they can get it. If you lie about it chances are you will eventually be caught.
These are just some of the lies told everyday. It is important to tell your lawyer the truth, including the dirty details. It can make a difference in your case.
Matthew Thompson is a Divorce Attorney in Mississippi and encourages potential clients to tell your lawyer the truth!
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