Charlie Sheen- Law, Love and Winning

After a week of Flag and Marriage controversy, how about a topic even more controversial? Charlie Sheen.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/22/charlie-sheen-/

There could be a law school class; Charlie Sheen and the Law.

Charlie on Restraining Orders:

Great. I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her.” (A parsec is a unit of length equaling 3.26 light-years.)

Charlie on being “Bi-Polar:”

I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I’m bipolar, aren’t there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, ‘Oh my God, it’s all my mom’s fault!’ Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

Charlie on suing CBS:

They’re trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.”

Charlie on why he is a “Winner:”

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Charlie on Drugs:

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It’s too much.”

 

Quotes courtesy of Mr. Sheen and US Magazine.

Matthew Thompson is a Family Law Attorney in Mississippi and has not met Charlie Sheen.

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