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Caught One-Handed; Law Enforcement & a Lack of Common-sense Erode the Public’s Confidence

Florida woman cited for driving while holding and using her cell phone in her right hand, as observed by the Sheriff’s Deputy…

Bodycam screenshot.

Deputy Gonzalez, with the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department stopped Kathleen Thomas for distracted driving. The deputy stated, in a roadside video, that he observed her driving with her phone in her “right hand.” However, there was a huge problem. Thomas does not have a right hand!

Thomas showed Gonzalez her right arm and that it was impossible for her to have been holding her phone. She had a valid license and proof of insurance.

She, humorously asked, “So you wanna just call this a day?” The deputy, unwilling to admit he made a mistake (or worse, being dishonest) replied, “I don’t want to ‘call it a day…you had a hand up.

He cited her for using her communication device while driving. However, he did not put on the ticket that he saw her holding it in her right hand, despite him stating that in the video.

Ms. Thomas bravely challenged the ticket and when the required Court date arrived, the deputy asked that the citation be dismissed for lack of evidence.

No harm, no foul, right? NO.

There is an issue with law enforcement and a lack of common sense, diligence and even integrity. We have all seen how Afroman was treated by the Adam’s County Sheriff’s Department and countless other examples of law enforcement being overzealous, unfair and in egregious instances, dishonest.

It’s time for common sense and justice to enter back into the conversation. It’s time for a return to Mayberry for law enforcement and for the light to be shined on all of the Goon Squads.

View the news report and video here.

Also, for interest, do a google search on Deputy Gonzalez with the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department. Look at his “record” and see if that’s who you want policing you…

Afroman & Lemon Pound Cake; An American Justice Story…

Afroman, born Joseph Edgar Foreman, won a Defense-Verdict in a civil lawsuit filed against him by 7 Adams County, Ohio sheriff’s deputies. The deputies sued him for defamation and false light, seeking $4 million in damages over his parody songs and music videos that included their images from his own home security footage.

In August of 2022, deputies from the Adams County Sheriff’s Office executed a search warrant at Afroman’s home. Based on a “tip” from a confidential informant – deputies were searching for a kidnap victim in his basement “dungeon,” and evidence of drug trafficing.

Deputies broke his front gate, kicked down down his door, damaged personal property, eye-balled his Lemon Pound cake, cut the wires to his home security system, confiscated $5,000.00 cash from a suit pocket and searched his house with weapons drawn. They found no evidence of criminal activity, no kidnap victim and the home did not have a basement. Afroman was not charged or arrested.

Afroman wanted his door fixed, his money back and an apology.

The Sheriff’s Office were not apologetic. Instead of an apology and repairing the property, they said they miscounted the money that they took and gave him back what they said was the actual total. Oops…

As the raid was video-recorded on Afroman’s home security system and having not otherwise received just compensation, Afroman made an album of songs. These told the tale of his experience and featured each deputy. He made music videos, including the banger “Lemon Pound Cake,” that showed the deputies, their conduct and the damage to his home. Officer Lemon Pound cake, aka Shawn Cooley, became internet famous.

Cooley did a double take when walking past the Lemon Pound cake.

With hurt feelings and embarrassed for being confronted for their own actions, the deputies sued Afroman for defamation and unauthorized use of their likenesses. The deputies alleged Afroman caused them emotional distress, public ridicule, and damage to their reputations.

The lawsuit and ensuing trial brought much, much more attention to this matter than it would have ever garnered otherwise!!

In March 2026, a 10-person jury denied the deputies’ claims. The jury determined that Afroman’s use of his own, actual raid footage and accompanying parody music constituted protected political speech and social commentary under the First Amendment of the US Constitution.

Following the jury verdict, Afroman celebrated the outcome on social media and with supporters outside the courthouse, stating it was a victory for American freedom of speech. Afroman has since experienced a resurgence in his music and performances!

Afroman has Mississippi connections having been a resident of Hattiesburg in the early 2000’s – “being best known for his 2001 smash hit “Because I Got High,” Afroman carved out a unique space in the hip-hop world by blending comedy, storytelling, and an unapologetic, laid-back attitude with his music. His blend of humor and raw, real-life commentary has made him a cultural icon for fans worldwide.” https://www.ogafroman.com/

Lots of videos and images from the trial, depositions and the raid are all over the internet. Watch and judge for yourself, but this is not only a WIN for AFROMAN, but also a win for the American-justice system and hopefully will allow common-sense to enter back into the discussion when considering balancing criminal investigation activities with personal freedoms, reliable evidence and how much deference is to be afforded to law enforcement.

Club Spud: a Baked Potato for Meal

I do food reviews for most of the restaurants that I dine at.

I take photos, write and post reviews of the food, the service and atmosphere.

They are honest reviews, but I look for positive things to say. These are posted on Google Maps.

When you are looking for a place to eat in your area the google map brings up restaurants and has reviews related thereto.

I recently reviewed a place in Arkansas that served a baked potato that I described as microwaved. They responded it was not microwaved and asked how do I suggest they make it better?

I decided to make a better potato. Introducing the Club Spud…

2 potatoes about to be scrubbed.
Scrubbed clean so you can eat the skin if you so desire.
Poked with a fork so they don’t “explode” and will cook faster.
Oiled up.
Salted w fresh ground, pink Himalayan salt.
Baked in the air fryer. It’s just a convection oven.
It’s ready. Splitting them for stuffing.
Pats-o-butter. Real Land-o-Lakes butter.
Butter is mixed in.
A dollop of Daisy – Sour Cream.
To be Toppings; Colby jack, white American cheeses, smoked, shaved turkey and bacon!
Diced.
Bacon!
Frying!
Toppings are prepped!
Toppings added, all but the bacon.
Air-fried until melty and bacon pieces added.
A proper Club Spud.

The potato was soft and creamy. The skin was just crisp and salty. The toppings were hot and melty with a bacon crunch.

This was a proper Club Spud.

Enjoy!

Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney and his back up plan if law school didn’t work out was culinary school.

Erection Bill…On the Rise?

It’s back. Senate Bill 2088 – “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an egg.

Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined as follows, and the fine shall be payable to the woman whose egg was fertilized as a result of the act:

One Thousand Dollars ($1,000.00) for a first offense;

Five Thousand Dollars ($5,000.00) for a second offense; and

Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:

(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an egg; and

(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an egg.

This “Bill” is dead on arrival, but it is thought-provoking.

It makes it illegal to fertilize an egg without the intent to fertilize it. Recreational intercourse is outlawed by this bill! No exceptions for marriage or otherwise. And to guarantee its failure the fine goes to the woman that was impregnated! You know the Government is going to always get their$!

Its ultimately a harmless bill intended to shine some light on perceived gender inequalities

Matthew Thompson is family law attorney and gets a chuckle out of bills such as this.

Dueling in Mississippi, Illegal since the 1800s…

MS Code § 97-39-1 (2024)

It seems we pine for yesteryear when men were gentlemen. Well, guess what? They weren’t!!

Disputes were resolved with a fight to the death. Political rhetoric was uglier then than now and physical altercations were certainly more prevalent then than now between candidates.

Mississippi law provided then (and now),

“Every person who shall challenge another to a duel…or who shall accept any such challenge…or who shall be present at the time of any duel with deadly weapons, either as second, aid, or surgeon, …or give assistance to such duel, shall, on conviction thereof, be fined in a sum not less than $300.00 nor exceeding $1,000.00…, or be imprisoned not less than 6-months in the county jail, or both.”

Codes, Hutchinson’s 1848, ch. 64, art. 9(1); 1857, ch. 64, art. 51; 1871, § 2531; 1880, § 2745; 1892, § 1036; 1906, § 1114; Hemingway’s 1917, § 840; 1930, § 865; 1942, § 2091.

The good ‘ol’ days weren’t that good and hopefully we can learn from the past and not repeat mistakes (and worse…)

Also, a duel is no way to settle divorce matters!

Matthew Thompson is a family law and child welfare attorney in Mississippi, a student of history and continues to learn from the past.

The Adventure Begins…Rinker Buck a modern-day “Indiana Jones,” but the trip is the treasure.

“My last thought before falling asleep was that we are all a lot more capable of conquering obstacles and fears than we think.
― Rinker Buck, The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey

As the trek begins, NYT best seller Rinker Buck is living the “research” for his next book. The yet-to-be-titled selection will be a historical non-fiction tome about little known facts of the Civil War. The beginning of this adventure was not without its obstacles…

A steep climb on day one, along with heavy rain, limited the distance to less than a 10K. But despite the slow beginnings, spirits are high for Rinker and his student intern, Will Thompson.

Narrow, winding, hilly roads were traversed as they departed from an Amish farm outside of Hartsville, TN, just south of the Kentucky border. Joined by friends along the way, Mike Binkley, of Life on the Mississippi acclaim, directed traffic as the mule team of Sox and Boots lumbered up the steep inclines and gingerly descended the other side.

A wagon cannot stop on a dime.

A late afternoon end to the day allowed for a good rest for all, as the rain drop’s patter lulled mule and man to slumber.

Seeing America slowly was, in a way, like eating slow food-I wasn’t covering much ground in a single day, but I was digesting a lot more.
― Rinker Buck, The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey

Next stop Portland, TN or thereabouts. There is no exacting precision with the starts, stops and distances traveled. The terrain, the mules, and Mother Nature will have more to say about that than any itinerary.

#SheepCamp2025

Matthew Thompson is a family law practitioner living vicariously through Rinker & Will’s adventure. Both parts jealousy and relief, that while he can visit and drop-in, he can also go home!

Coming Soon: #SheepCamp2025, A Summer like no Other…

Soon, you can live vicariously through NY Times best selling author Rinker Buck, and his trusted sidekick and student intern, Will Thompson, as they tour Civil War battlefields throughout the South by mule-drawn wagon!

Rinker, acclaimed journalist and author of multiple NY Times best sellers, is researching and gathering information and inspiration for his next, yet-to-be-titled, Historical non-fiction novel on little known facts about the Civil War. Random House Publishing will be the publisher.

Will, a rising Electrical Engineering-major sophomore at Mississippi State University, is serving as a research assistant, navigator, mule-tender and “MacGyver” for any issues that may arise.

There will be regular updates on their travels on social media, along with photos and videos of the trail ahead.

Tune in for learning, excitement and hijinks!

A trip certain to go viral!

#SheepCamp2025

Review of the Raymond Jail…NOT recommended.

The Raymond Detention Center serves as the jail for Hinds County.

Plagued by problems since its construction, it has an unsafe reputation and is considered a dangerous place.

My review is below.

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