A few years ago my friend, Will Smith, moved to Nashville, TN. Prior to the move he dropped his favorite pair of nice hiking boots off at the shoe repair place. The shop was to resole the boots.
Will called and went by to check on them prior to moving but the shop was always closed, but still appeared to be “in business.”
After he moved, I had the bright idea for the perfect phone scam…a little Boot Goofing!
Attached is an audio file of the radio segment that aired on Y101!
We had Will going in the first half… It also interrupted his day at work!
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It’s so cold outside I saw a divorce attorney with his hands in his own pockets.
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I think we can admit we all enjoy a good lawyer Joke every now and again. We’re an affable bunch, generally, and easy targets. We do so much that can be made fun of. Here are a few of my favorites.
3. What do you call 10,000 Lawyers in the ocean?
A good start.
2. A Doctor, an Engineer and a Lawyer were discussing who represented the oldest of their three professions. The doctor said, “On the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and made Eve, making him the first surgeon. So medicine is the oldest profession.” The Engineer said, “Before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, making Him the first Engineer. So engineering is older than medicine.” The Lawyer spoke up, “True, but who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
1. A man in Arizona calls his adult son in New York a few days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “What are you talking about?,” the son asks. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m tired of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who becomes very upset on the phone. “They are not getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”She calls home to Arizona immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay” he says, “they will be here for Christmas and they’re paying their own way.”
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