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Some “Crazy” Mississippi Laws…illegitimate children, having them is a crime.

Just one in a series of posts of some State Laws that are on the Books in Mississippi.

It is a crime to have a subsequent child out of wedlock in Mississippi.

MS Code § 97-29-11 provides that if a person, who previously become the natural parent of an illegitimate child …by coition within or without this state, shall again become the natural parent of an illegitimate child born within this state, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

Upon conviction shall be punished by imprisonment in the county jail for not less than thirty (30) days nor more than ninety (90) days or by a fine of not more than Two Hundred Fifty Dollars ($250.00), or both.

A subsequent conviction shall be punishable by imprisonment in the county jail for not less than three (3) months nor more than six (6) months or by a fine of not more than Five Hundred Dollars ($500.00), or both.

**Provided, however, that for the purpose of this section, multiple births shall be construed to be the birth of one (1) child.

Matthew Thompson is a child custody attorney and recommends to not have multiple children out of wedlock.

Some “Crazy” Mississippi Laws…Poison Edition.

Just one in a series of posts of some State Laws that are on the Books in Mississippi.

It’s a crime to sell or give poison to a child.

MCA § 97-27-31 A druggist, apothecary, or other person shall not sell or give away any poison to any minor, and for so doing he shall be punished as for a misdemeanor.

Don’t send Jr. to the ACE Hardware to get Rat Poison!!

Matthew Thompson is a child custody attorney in Mississippi and does not send his children to the hardware store for poison.

Erection Bill Rises…Again…

You read about the proposed Mississippi legislation dubbed the Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

This proposal sought to make it a crime in Mississippi “for a person to discharge genetic materials without the intent to fertilize an embryo”

The penalties were monetary fines…

Blackmon stated that his Bill was intended to bring attention towards, “…the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation. This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

While this Bill went limp in committee in Mississippi it saw a second round of life as it was recently brought up in Ohio!

Anita Somani, Ohio State Representative, an OB/GYN, admits she knows how ludicrous her bill sounds. The “Conception Begins at Erection” Act seeks to make it a crime for a man to ejaculate without the intention of reproducing.

Somani reports “It’s gotten more attention than any other bill I’ve introduced since becoming a state representative.‘ Her rationale is to finally address “the inequity in reproductive bills, most of which have targeted women and their health care providers.”

The scuttlebutt on the street is that Somani’s Bill, akin to its Mississippi cousin, will be a failure to launch.

Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney in Mississippi and supports procreation!

An Open Invitation to Colab…

Believe it or not, there are not many Mississippi Legislators that are lawyers!

Saturday Night Live compared the Mississippi Legislature to a hissing possum. It was funny…

“Whew!” you say? Not so fast. Our legislators make the laws. This may be the one instance more lawyers could help!!

There is proposed legislation with terminology, words, that do not mean what you (and our legislators) think they mean. Words matter. Legal words matter.

There’s a marked difference between May and Shall in the eyes of the law.

So, legislators, Please contact me at any time about any questions regarding proposed legislation. If i have an opinion I will share it. If I am unqualified to comment I will admit it, and if you ask that our discussion remain confidential I will honor that.

Let’s get this right the first time. Its too important to not to.

Matthew Thompson is a 20-year practicing lawyer, law school professor, author of the family law text book in Mississippi and not afraid to speak out and speak up. Contact him via email or phone. Matthew@ThompsonLaw.ms or (601)850-8000

Hiking Boots Oops…

A few years ago my friend, Will Smith, moved to Nashville, TN. Prior to the move he dropped his favorite pair of nice hiking boots off at the shoe repair place. The shop was to resole the boots.

Will called and went by to check on them prior to moving but the shop was always closed, but still appeared to be “in business.”

After he moved, I had the bright idea for the perfect phone scam…a little Boot Goofing!

Attached is an audio file of the radio segment that aired on Y101!

We had Will going in the first half… It also interrupted his day at work!

Valentine’s Special…

Happy Valentine’s Day from your favorite Divorce Attorney!!

Happy Easter!

Tip of the Day:

Don’t be a Drama Llama.