“Everybody on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand,” 

The above are the words of Kurt Busch, a NASCAR driver known as “The Outlaw.”  Busch testified- in Court, under Oath, that he believes his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.

Driscoll is pursuing criminal charges against him for Domestic Violence and obtained a No Contact Order. Busch is attempting to have the No Contact Order removed!

So, the Pros of Dating an Assassin:

• No Wait at Restaurants
• Neighbors Don’t say Anything about Covenant Violations
• Your Enemies “Disappear”

The Cons of Dating an Assassin:

• You Break-Up, You Disappear
• You Talk About Her Job, You Disappear
• You Forget an Anniversary, You Disappear

The bottom line is so long as the assassin is your soul-mate you will probably be ok. If not you will probably NOT be ok.

Matthew Thompson is a Family Law Lawyer warning you to avoid assassins and to occasionally alternate your routines, just in case.

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