“Everybody on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand,”
The above are the words of Kurt Busch, a NASCAR driver known as “The Outlaw.” Busch testified- in Court, under Oath, that he believes his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.
Driscoll is pursuing criminal charges against him for Domestic Violence and obtained a No Contact Order. Busch is attempting to have the No Contact Order removed!
So, the Pros of Dating an Assassin:
- No Wait at Restaurants
- Neighbors Don’t say Anything about Covenant Violations
- Your Enemies “Disappear”
The Cons of Dating an Assassin:
- You Break-Up, You Disappear
- You Talk About Her Job, You Disappear
- You Forget an Anniversary, You Disappear
The bottom line is so long as the assassin is your soul-mate you will probably be ok. If not you will probably NOT be ok.
Matthew Thompson is a Family Law Lawyer warning you to avoid assassins and to occasionally alternate your routines, just in case.
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