Category Archives: humor

Club Spud: a Baked Potato for Meal

I do food reviews for most of the restaurants that I dine at.

I take photos, write and post reviews of the food, the service and atmosphere.

They are honest reviews, but I look for positive things to say. These are posted on Google Maps.

When you are looking for a place to eat in your area the google map brings up restaurants and has reviews related thereto.

I recently reviewed a place in Arkansas that served a baked potato that I described as microwaved. They responded it was not microwaved and asked how do I suggest they make it better?

I decided to make a better potato. Introducing the Club Spud…

2 potatoes about to be scrubbed.
Scrubbed clean so you can eat the skin if you so desire.
Poked with a fork so they don’t “explode” and will cook faster.
Oiled up.
Salted w fresh ground, pink Himalayan salt.
Baked in the air fryer. It’s just a convection oven.
It’s ready. Splitting them for stuffing.
Pats-o-butter. Real Land-o-Lakes butter.
Butter is mixed in.
A dollop of Daisy – Sour Cream.
To be Toppings; Colby jack, white American cheeses, smoked, shaved turkey and bacon!
Diced.
Bacon!
Frying!
Toppings are prepped!
Toppings added, all but the bacon.
Air-fried until melty and bacon pieces added.
A proper Club Spud.

The potato was soft and creamy. The skin was just crisp and salty. The toppings were hot and melty with a bacon crunch.

This was a proper Club Spud.

Enjoy!

Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney and his back up plan if law school didn’t work out was culinary school.

Erection Bill…On the Rise?

It’s back. Senate Bill 2088 – “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an egg.

Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined as follows, and the fine shall be payable to the woman whose egg was fertilized as a result of the act:

One Thousand Dollars ($1,000.00) for a first offense;

Five Thousand Dollars ($5,000.00) for a second offense; and

Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:

(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an egg; and

(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an egg.

This “Bill” is dead on arrival, but it is thought-provoking.

It makes it illegal to fertilize an egg without the intent to fertilize it. Recreational intercourse is outlawed by this bill! No exceptions for marriage or otherwise. And to guarantee its failure the fine goes to the woman that was impregnated! You know the Government is going to always get their$!

Its ultimately a harmless bill intended to shine some light on perceived gender inequalities

Matthew Thompson is family law attorney and gets a chuckle out of bills such as this.

Dueling in Mississippi, Illegal since the 1800s…

MS Code § 97-39-1 (2024)

It seems we pine for yesteryear when men were gentlemen. Well, guess what? They weren’t!!

Disputes were resolved with a fight to the death. Political rhetoric was uglier then than now and physical altercations were certainly more prevalent then than now between candidates.

Mississippi law provided then (and now),

“Every person who shall challenge another to a duel…or who shall accept any such challenge…or who shall be present at the time of any duel with deadly weapons, either as second, aid, or surgeon, …or give assistance to such duel, shall, on conviction thereof, be fined in a sum not less than $300.00 nor exceeding $1,000.00…, or be imprisoned not less than 6-months in the county jail, or both.”

Codes, Hutchinson’s 1848, ch. 64, art. 9(1); 1857, ch. 64, art. 51; 1871, § 2531; 1880, § 2745; 1892, § 1036; 1906, § 1114; Hemingway’s 1917, § 840; 1930, § 865; 1942, § 2091.

The good ‘ol’ days weren’t that good and hopefully we can learn from the past and not repeat mistakes (and worse…)

Also, a duel is no way to settle divorce matters!

Matthew Thompson is a family law and child welfare attorney in Mississippi, a student of history and continues to learn from the past.

The Adventure Begins…Rinker Buck a modern-day “Indiana Jones,” but the trip is the treasure.

“My last thought before falling asleep was that we are all a lot more capable of conquering obstacles and fears than we think.
― Rinker Buck, The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey

As the trek begins, NYT best seller Rinker Buck is living the “research” for his next book. The yet-to-be-titled selection will be a historical non-fiction tome about little known facts of the Civil War. The beginning of this adventure was not without its obstacles…

A steep climb on day one, along with heavy rain, limited the distance to less than a 10K. But despite the slow beginnings, spirits are high for Rinker and his student intern, Will Thompson.

Narrow, winding, hilly roads were traversed as they departed from an Amish farm outside of Hartsville, TN, just south of the Kentucky border. Joined by friends along the way, Mike Binkley, of Life on the Mississippi acclaim, directed traffic as the mule team of Sox and Boots lumbered up the steep inclines and gingerly descended the other side.

A wagon cannot stop on a dime.

A late afternoon end to the day allowed for a good rest for all, as the rain drop’s patter lulled mule and man to slumber.

Seeing America slowly was, in a way, like eating slow food-I wasn’t covering much ground in a single day, but I was digesting a lot more.
― Rinker Buck, The Oregon Trail: A New American Journey

Next stop Portland, TN or thereabouts. There is no exacting precision with the starts, stops and distances traveled. The terrain, the mules, and Mother Nature will have more to say about that than any itinerary.

#SheepCamp2025

Matthew Thompson is a family law practitioner living vicariously through Rinker & Will’s adventure. Both parts jealousy and relief, that while he can visit and drop-in, he can also go home!

Coming Soon: #SheepCamp2025, A Summer like no Other…

Soon, you can live vicariously through NY Times best selling author Rinker Buck, and his trusted sidekick and student intern, Will Thompson, as they tour Civil War battlefields throughout the South by mule-drawn wagon!

Rinker, acclaimed journalist and author of multiple NY Times best sellers, is researching and gathering information and inspiration for his next, yet-to-be-titled, Historical non-fiction novel on little known facts about the Civil War. Random House Publishing will be the publisher.

Will, a rising Electrical Engineering-major sophomore at Mississippi State University, is serving as a research assistant, navigator, mule-tender and “MacGyver” for any issues that may arise.

There will be regular updates on their travels on social media, along with photos and videos of the trail ahead.

Tune in for learning, excitement and hijinks!

A trip certain to go viral!

#SheepCamp2025

Review of the Raymond Jail…NOT recommended.

The Raymond Detention Center serves as the jail for Hinds County.

Plagued by problems since its construction, it has an unsafe reputation and is considered a dangerous place.

My review is below.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/6SXnxBCQkrZ3YdAN9?g_st=ic

Some “Crazy” Mississippi Laws…Polygamy

Polygamy is one person married to multiple spouses. There’s actually some biblical precedent for such…

It’s actually illegal in every State in the United States and Mississippi takes it one step further.

Per MS Code § 97-29-43, It is ILLEGAL for any person to teach another the doctrines, principles, or tenets of polygamy; or induce or persuade another to embrace or adopt polygamy, or to emigrate to any other state, territory, district, or country for the purpose of embracing or practicing polygamy.

Upon conviction the person shall be fined not less than $25.00 dollars nor more than $500.00, or imprisoned in jail not less than 1 month nor more than 6 months, or both.

This law is not about the actual practice of polygamy it outlaws the teaching about Polygamy!

Polygamy (bigamy) is also a basis for divorce grounds and annulment grounds as you can only have one legal, valid marriage at a time.

Matthew Thompson is a divorce and annulment lawyer in Mississippi and is specifically NOT educating you about Polygamy.

Some “Crazy” Mississippi Laws…Setting Aside Your Divorce

Just one in a series of posts of some State Laws that are on the Books in Mississippi. In Mississippi you can undo your Divorce!

In Mississippi, you can legally UNDIVORCE!  Yes, you can have your judgment of divorce revoked by the Court that granted it.  This is not a remarriage, but rather judicially undoing the legal divorce. Why, you ask?  

Well, just like sometimes people marry the wrong person, sometimes you divorced the wrong person…

MCA 93-5-31, provides that a judgment of divorce may be revoked at any time by the Court that granted it.  The Court may require “satisfactory proof of reconciliation,” as well as “such regulation as it may deem proper.”  It requires a joint application of both parties. The process can be fairly simple and quick.

Upon approval by the Court, you can have your divorce erased and it’s as if you were never legally divorced.  You get “credit” for being married those years you were not, so 25 years still equals 25 years.

This is a very unique quirk in MS law and not widely known. In fact, a few judges, I have heard, have questioned whether they had the authority to do an undivorce and if it was legal.  They do and it is.

Matthew Thompson is a family law attorney in Mississippi and whether you marriage was a mistake or your divorce was a mistake, I can help!